HOT FRANCE-ON-AMERICA ACTION AHAHAHA
'amerique that is such a crude description'
'I DID THAT ON PURPOSE SHHH'

[[for the record, this blog [though certainly lacking truly-full nudity or graphic depictions of gettin'-it-on] can get fairly racy in terms of subject-matter-- do savior the url if you find such tendencies distasteful.
this blog is wholly run by the knucklehead toothpaste-face.]]

Anonymous asked:

alfred why do you have a shirt that says 'hooray lizard shit fuck'?

because of reasons

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Anonymous asked:

Um.. Can i ask what live streaming is?

[[you get to watch LIVE FOOTAGE of ME DRAWING and chat with other viewers (and me) while i draw and babble on camera!!]]

toothpaste-face:

who’d be interested in a frus livestream???

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Muse: A FrUS Story

oboeist3:

[[Hello there, oboeist here! So it’s the lovely Shebb’s birthday, who happens to run the greatest FrUs blog of all time, and got me hooked on the ship. I found the beginnings of this lame thing in the dark recesses of my computer and finished it up a bit for her. It’s super lame but hey gays. I hope you all enjoy reading it anyway and DFTBA!]]

Alfred F. Jones had always been raised to appreciate beauty. His mother was an artist, his father an author and they told him since before he could talk to remember the details, remember the little wonders in everything. He wasn’t always the best, but when he was, his parents claimed him a genius. He could remember in perfect detail the sky when he was told he was going to have a little brother, a soft, light color, like pink lemonade spilled by a clumsy god. He could remember the first time he tasted a hamburger, fat and cheese drenching his tongue in a concoction so delicious it was practically unholy. But nothing stuck more in his mind than the day he met him. Francis Bonnefoy.

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toothpaste-face:

who would be up for joining me in an iscribble board???

[[sorry for the shameless advertising but godDAMMIT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT TO DOODLE WITH PEOPLE

like this or go answer the original post if you’re at all interested in showing up because that’s how i gauge interest for these things]]